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Strange dreams are afoot.

It involved a large clam like creature drawn in a strange style. I am trying to get Daily to recreate it, he won't-he is afraid of it. Harrison has had a go but decided to have a quiet lie down and a choc'e dig due to stress.

So it has been left up to me and I watched a horror movie in the afternoon and thats not including the one for breakfast. I will keep you posted.

Thats if I can find Mrs Maroosh's paint and brush shop again.

Hello.

Sorry about the delays, mischief is all around me

at the moment. Work has started on the DECK. Its going to be a lime thing.The deck

Hello.

I have been off-line for the last week.Daley ate the cat, Harrison took up tiger boxing and I lost the phone line, again. So this is a tentative step before the future me turns up and deletes everything.

Penburrow is not a real town.Population unknownHarrison found it in Michael madsens ear.c

Hello. Well I have been out Christmas shopping for the last month. Daley has been out collecting snow(he won't say where from) Harrison has been delving into old files. They will probably end up as gifts-It will beat the fried egg I got last year.

I apologise for such a short drip of wordage-I've got a pile of comics to get through and some Jammie Dodgers. I sold my share in Chelsea for a shiny pebble, a piece of string and a partially used liquorice stick(Think I came out best in that).

I caught Daley drinking out of the chemists coloured water again. I had ten hours of him and Harrison giggling through 'Hangliders on the edge'. Anyway here is a Lime.c

Hello. Daley and Harrison are of on a manga course. I have no idea what that is but it lets me get to grips with a pile of rich tea and a bar of cheese.

Harrison has been sneaking around the ropes and has managed to get his hands on some more Newsagent material. My original viewing ban has been lifted-it might have something to do with me hiding the biscuit box.

Harrison went on a rummage and turned up the dice to mousetrap(Hooray!). They were hiding underneath the carpet next to mastermind. Tokyo dentistI'm off to check out the other bulges under the carpet.c

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I had a trade with Harrison, he has been a bit down as his cabinets aren't selling to well, for a swollen jelly turtle for a glimpse of the newsagent stuff. I only got to see the cover. I can see i'm going to have to invest in the Angel delight to get a proper look.First glimpsec

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A very quick note(I have left Daley in charge of the tea and biscuits). Harrison came across some exciting news in the basement. He believes he has got his hands on two Lime titles and an exciting piece of about work about newsagents.

He won't let me see the newsagent thing because it has top secret eyes stamped on it, but the Lime titles seem to be 'Dust Bullets' and 'The 100'. 

He grabbed some art work for the '100'. He tried to get some for the newsagent but it turned to fire and murdered a mouse.The 100 Got to go D has just run off with the gingernuts.c

Hello. The football has started. Daley has informed me that I apparently own fifteen percent of a Chelsea and I have a box as well. A strange week all in all, young Harrison has grown a moustache-I knew I shouldn't have had the Private Investigators party.

If I had known Magnum was that popular I would of set up a lip hair shop. Well Daley ran out of his room as soon as the sausage plate was out dressed as Quincy.

We had four Sherlocks, two Lansburys, one Columbo(who I still believe was Gordon Brown lost off his head) and several people claiming to be CSI (who all had an irritating habit of putting sticky tape on the wotsits).

Hello. The last two weeks have flown by like a raven. I made the mistake of going shopping for food nuggets on a weekend-Daley and Harrison warned me not to.

Talk about an error of judgemnet. I had got no further than the salad row when I was tumbled over into the selective triffid section by an old lady on wheelies.

So I have spent the last week trapped in a Summer onion( looks like a spring but bigger) I only escaped because David Hockney bought the gargantuan thing for a still life.

Anyway Daley or D as he is know around the office has had another delay on the paper, he blames this on being the final stage of the tour de france when asked for proof through mutters, he disappeared over lunch and turned up smelling distinctly of Jammie dodgers and Jaffa cakes.